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A hat is the version of this joke that other people read before you have said anything. It is also the one that lasts longest, because an embroidered goose does not crack the way a printed one does.



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A hat is the version of this joke that other people read before you have said anything. It is also the one that lasts longest, because an embroidered goose does not crack the way a printed one does.
Embroidery and print are both here and the card says which. If you are choosing between two hats at the same price, that is the difference worth paying attention to.
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Hats & Caps: what people ask
Embroidered or printed?
Embroidery is stitched thread and survives washing and years of being crushed in a bag. A print on a cap is cheaper and cracks along the fold. The card names which one where the maker states it.
Will it fit?
Most caps here are adjustable at the back and beanies stretch. Where a fixed size is stated, it is on the card.
Is the goose on the front?
On caps almost always. On beanies it is usually on the fold at the front, which means it is upside down for the person wearing it and the right way up for everybody else.
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