Which goose are you actually buying?

There is not one drawing here, there are four. The jail version has the bird behind bars with a number board, and it is the one most people picture when they say the shirt. The pun version is a plain goose with the joke written under it. The meme version has no goose at all, only the words set in the typeface everyone was using in 2023. And then there is the shirt that just says the four words.

They read completely differently across a chest, they cost different amounts, and almost nobody labels them. So every card here carries its version, every department page can be filtered by it, and this page counts how much of each exists.

The counts below come from 482 items with a current price. Where a product page does not make its version clear, it counts as the plain one rather than being guessed into a nicer bucket.